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amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

(via eviltwinning)

otterparade:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

“And then there’s this asshole”

(Source: thesnowinthedarkness, via strawberryelectric48)

foreverfloyd:

classicrocklegends:

I think the remaining members of Led Zeppelin, Queen, The Who, The Beatles, and The Rolling Stones need to get together and either do a Woodstock 3 or just go on a world super tour.

I would sell my soul to see that

(via dreams-of-mountains)

captveitingaaron:

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

i swear this site is on drugs

(Source: kawhoru, via coffeetivity)